Expression of love,sadness,ambarrased,and anger

Friendship Ends With Love    

         There are two girls who are friend since they were young. They are Ajeng and Rifani. One day Ajeng feels bad about her feeling. And she is going to tell Rifani.

Ajeng   : “Fan, Do you know Raka from science one?”

Fani     : “Yes, I do. What’s going on with him?

Ajeng   : “I have a crush on him but i don’t know how to start it.”

Fani     : “Oh.. emm...eeemmmm...uhhhhhhh.. yes  yes.”

Ajeng   : “What’s wrong?”

Fani     : “Never mind.”

            Fani feels surprised about her feeling. Deep inside her heart, she’s falling in love with Raka. But she  don’t want to hurt Ajeng’s heart.

Fani     : “Nys, I have something to tell you. It’s about my problem.”

Nyssa   : “Yes please. Maybe I can help.

Fani     : “How if, there is a girl is falling in love with a boy and her friend is falling in love                           with that boy too.”

Nyssa   : “I don’t know for sure, I’ve never been  in that situation.”

Fani     : “Come on. I need your advice.”

Nyssa   : “Heemmmm.... I can’t but I will try.”

            On the next day Raka meets   at the library. They have a deep conversation.

Raka    : “Nys, would you hear my story.”

Nyssa   : “Sure, what?”

Raka    : “I think I’ve just falling in love with someone.”

Nyssa   : “Who’s that the lucky girl?”

Raka    : “I can’t tell you know.”

Nyssa   : “It’s okay.”

            Day by day Ajeng and Raka getting closer. Ajeng always tell Fani about her day  with Raka. Finally Fani can’t stand her feeling anymore.

Fani     : “Jeng, can you stop talking about Raka?”

Ajeng   : “Why? Don’t you want to hear?”

Fani     : “ You are disturbing me. Why you have to say these kind of things.

Ajeng   : “You are only my friend. Why you act like this?”

Fani     : “I like Raka too. Don’t you realise huuuh?”

Ajeng   : “Are you kidding me? You’ve never tell me before.”

            Ajeng start to cry.  And then, Raka and Nyssa come.

Raka    : “Hei, what happened? Please calm down.”

Nyssa   : “ Is it about him? Why you guys are so noisy?”

Raka    : “Heeemmm.. Who? Let me know who he is.”

Ajeng   : “Do you want to know it? Emmm.. but I’m so embrrassed. Maybe Fani can tell you.”

Fani     : “Ehh? What? I can’t tell it too. It’s embrrassing. Maybe Nyssa can tell you.”

Nyssa   : “Yaa okay. Here, actually Ajeng amd Fani is talking about you, Raka.”

                        When Raka heard it, he looked flabbergasted.

Raka    : “Ohh my god. So ... The boy who Ajeng and Fani  talking about is me?”

Nyssa   : “Absolutely yes. Let me know your reaction.”

Raka    : “Actually, I like someone else Nysa.”

Nyssa   : “Who is her? Would you like to tell me now?”

Raka    : “ Okay, she is the person who always hear my problem and the story of my life. She          is my bestfriend.”

Nyssa   : “Yes, but I’m still confused who is her.”

Raka    : “For the first i don’t believe about this feeling. However, with the time that we have          spent together, this feeling is getting stronger and stronger. I can no longer           harbored this feeling by my self .”

Ajeng   : “If the girl is the best for you, i won’t fight with Fani anymore because of the boy.”

Fani     : “Yes i agree with your statement.”

Raka    : “I’m ashamed to tell the girl.”

Nyssa   : “You make me more curious.”

Raka    : “The girl is you, Nyssa.”

The man that can love her just the way she is

There is a nerd and geeky girl,her name is aisyah. She only has few friends,because most students won’t to be friends with her. She only has friends from handicraft club and photography club in her school. She has 1 friend that really nice to her and very close with her,his name is Bram. He is from photography club,he really love photography and always take camera with him. He is very popular as a handsome photographer in the school. Many girls want to be his model and flirt on him also. But he never pay attention to it.

Aisyah also usually been subject of bully from the other students,but Bram always save her and protect her. Bram likes to be friend of aisyah because aisyah is a nice girl and always help him in lessons,also aisyah is also good in photography,so Bram is really like to talk with her about photography. Aisyah is fall in love with the most popular boy in the school named malik. He is the captain of basketball team. but aisyah told herself that is just a dream to be her girlfriend.

One day,aisyah’s aunt is came to her home. Her name is aunt lucy. She is a top designer and beautician. She looks to her nephew and say that aisyah is should has to makeover. So,with her aunt order she accept to be makeover,her braces are removed,her glasses replaced with contact lens,she was given new and trendy clothes,after makeover she looks very beautiful.

Next day she goes to school with her new look. All people staring at her and amazed. They don’t know she is aisyah. Then aisyah meet Malik in the cafeteria. She try to greet him with a little shame,and malik greet her nicely,they have a short conversation,then they leave. From a distance,malik’s girlfriend look them with hatred. Her name is jani. Then,jani told to all her friends to bully aisyah because she take her boyfriend. And they do it,they bullied aisyah and make her cornered. Bram was came and save her,the people that bullied aisyah are stop and ran away. then Bram take aisyah home.

In the end of the year,they school would to held prom nite. Many guys ask aisyah to go with them,but she refuse all of them. Suddenly,malik came and asked her to go with him. She wanted to say yes,but she reminds of bram and refuse malik’s ask. Then she ask Bram to go with her. Bram ask to aisyah why she would like to go with him,aisyah answer that she would like to go with him because he is the man that can accepts her just the way she is.

STUPID HEADSET

One day,young man named igor is hanging out in the mall with her girlfriend,jani.

They’re shopping,watching cinema,and then,they are go to the restaurant that is quite busy.

Suddenly igor feels stomachache and wants to fart. He can hold it anymore.

So,because he think the music is so loud enugh to cover his fart sound. So,he fart carefully,”preeet”,then,his girlfriend leave him with weird face.

He ignore it,and think “ah,she just wants to go to toilet”

Once again,he wants to fart again. Then,he fart with sounds like a machine gun. “prepepepepet prepet” and he feels relief,and still think his fart’s sounds is covered by loud music.

Because his girl friend does not go back from toilet,he decide to catch up her. “ah,why jani is so lame?”. When he stand up,other people look him with weird look.and when he looks to the mirror,he so shocked,because the music that he heard,is heard by himself with headset.

SPOOF TEXT! CHECK IT OUT!

SPOOF TEXT! CHECK IT OUT!

Impossible Three Spoons

            There is an old man, he had cough, until a week  he did not get well. He looked so fear about his health.

             The old man coughed,”uhuuuk.. uhuuuk. uhuuk.” His wife suggested to go to doctor, “ih dear your cough is annoying, go and check your heatlh to the doctor.”

            So, he went to meet a doctor, then the doctor gave him a medicine and the doctor said,” sir, this medicine should be  taken 3 spoons a day. You must take it regularly until your cough reduced . ”

            Suddenly, the old man answer,” ooww, I think it’s impossible to do doc.”

          The doctor was flabbergasted and said,” why it’s impossible sir? You don’t like the medicine?”.

          The oldman answer,” no, it’s because I should taken it 3 spoons a day, and I have only 2 spoons in my home.”

DIALOG

WRONG ADDRESS

Arif         :  Hei, Gema.. are you ready to go to Zulfa’s house?

Gema    : yes I’m ready. Are you had known zulfa’s address?

Arif         :  yes,here,she had given her address to me yesterday.

Gema    :  ok,we can go now.

Then,they go to zulfa’s house to finish English task.

Gema    : are you sure this is the right house?

Arif         : yes of course,based on this addres,this is the right house.

Gema    : are you have her phone number?

Arif         : no,just wait a minute here.

Meanwhile,in zulfa’s house. Zulfa still waiting her friends. Then,she calls raka.

Zulfa : hey guys?  Where are you now?

Raka: I just want to go.  arif and gema was there?

Zulfa : not yet,can you contact them?

Raka: yes of course

Then,raka calls arif’s phone

Raka: rif,where are you?

Arif: I was in front of her house,but it seems nobody in her home.

Raka: EH? Are you know her address??

Arif: of course I know, sepakat street number 15 right?

Raka: do you mean sepakat street which on the ayani street?

Arif: EH? I was on the sepakat street which on the dr.wahidin street. I got a wrong address. Ok,we wiil be there soon.

Finally,there was arrived in zulfa’s house.

Gema : Alhamdulillah, finally we got here.

Zulfa : next time,ask the address completely. Are you guys thirsty? I brought some drinks.

Arif: Waaa… thank you very much zulfa.

Raka: ok,let’s finish our English task now.

Conditional Sentences

Type 1:

1. If I know her name, I will greet her every morning.

2. If I know her phone number, I will send her massages everyday.

3. If my mother cook fried rice, I will prepare the ingredients.

4. If my father wash the car, I will help him wash car.

5. If Anto sweep the floor, I will clean the windows.

Type2:

1. If I came to school lately, Mrs.Fatma would punish me.

2. If Bagas practiced harder, He would be a good player in our basketball team.

3. If Satrio worked harder,He would get a promotion.

4. If Tom were Tammy's boyfriend, I would say congratulation to him.

5. If the prince defeated the dragon, princess would free from the curse.

Type3:

1. If Barcelona had defeated Real madrid, Barcelona would have been the champion.

2. If I had got my pocket money, I would have bought a new sweater.

3. If Dwi had finished his homework, he would have watched soccer game.

4. If we had not worn tie at wednesday, we would have punished.

5. If Aisyah had helped me, I would have treated her lunch.

THE FROG AND THE CATERPILLAR

There once two kingdom of forest filled with the wonders named the flying stone and the drowning stone. The flying stone was populated by beautiful animals and The Drowning Stone was populated by powerful animals. Both of the kingdom were located on the border of the human world.

In the flying stone, there was dragonflies with miraculous wings, frogs with rainbow-colored, birds with golden feathers, the sparkling fish, and many other beauty things. But, there lived a black frog and the ugly caterpillar in there. The black frog was ostracized by frogs with rainbow-colored and the caterpillar has no friends.

One day, the black frog was walking around and saw the caterpillar was bullied by snooty dragonflies. With valiantly, the black frog helped the caterpillar. Then, the dragonflies were gone. The caterpillar was sad, but the black frog supported the caterpillar. Since that, the black frog and the caterpillar became best friend.

Days gone, the caterpillar still got abuse from snooty dragonflies. The dragonflies insulted the caterpillar with words that offend heart. The black frog tried to entertain the caterpillar.

Until one day, the human found the flying stone. For some research, a lot of human came to flying stone. They caught some beautiful animals and undermined the flying stone.

After all, only the black frog and the caterpillar left. So, they moved into the Drowning stone to started new life and they were happy for a while.

But, not long after that, something happened to the caterpillar. The caterpillar transformed into a butterfly that extraordinary beautiful. And the king of the drowning stone, the mighty lion, knew it. The mighty lion interested and caught the butterfly to be a collection.

The black frog was sad because he couldn’t help the butterfly, then the black frog back to the flying stone because evicted by the mighty lion.

In there, the human set up the research centre. When the black frog walking to the centre, the reaserch centre exploded that issued a gamma ray. The black frog became the green and got super power. Now, the green frog can made his body bigger.

Conscious of his strength, the green frog returned to the drowning stone and challenged the mighty lion to save the butterfly. The green frog easily beat the mighty lion. The green frog became a king of drowning stone and saved his best friend, the butterfly.

The green frog tried to save his friends that was caught by human. He deployed strong forces to attacked and destroyed the research centre. The green frog and his forces succeed.

Finally, The green frog unified the flying stone and the drowning stone. And became the biggest kingdom of animals, The Rolling stone. The green frog became the king, with the title…. “The frulg Almighty” and the butterfly became advisory of the kingdom.

And everybody lived happily ever after.